Why I Love the Age of Information

because i have friends who sit refreshing the school district page to tell facebook immediately that SCHOOL IS FUCKING CANCELLED minutes before the phone calls go out. and then people flood everything with joy, and the whole process is old in a few more minutes. seriously, whatever people say, /I actually love our generation./

but also

YEAH BITCHES NO SCHOOL BECAUSE WASHINGTON IS COMPLETELY INCAPABLE OF DEALING WITH SNOW.